Jokes: a boy is sitting in his classroom, (he's in reception) he gets up to ask his teacher if he can go to the toilet, he gets up and asks his teacher and she says "only if you tell me the first four letters of the alphabet." but he doesnt know them, so when he gets home he goes straight to the toilet. then he asks his mum "what is the first letter of the alphabet" she replies while ironing "shutup and go away"
he goes to his dad who is reading a newspaper and asks "what is the second letter of the alphabet" and he said "yeah, yeah what ever" Then he goes to his sister who was watching top of the pops 2 and asked her "what is the third letter of the alphabet" She replies " Elvis Presley!" Then he goes to his baby brother and asks him "whats the forth letter of the alphabet" and he says in " in my vroom vroom car " He goes to school the next day and needs the toilet again and asks the teacher.Again the teacher says "what are the fist letters of the alphabet?"He replies "Shut up and go away"The teacher says " do you want to go to the headmaster" "Yeah, Yeah What ever" replies the boy. So he goes to the head master. The head master says "Who do you think you are?!" "Elvis presley!" says the boy. "How you going to get away now then?" "in my vroom vroom car!!"